Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Hadley's Hope
The inspiration for the film "Alien" and Gigers development of the creature came not from man's primordial fear for all things insectile, but from the fear of the female of our species.
We, the males, are cursed by the need to run around like rabid rabbits in search of sex. Once our mission is complete and we lie back in the sticky mess of our excersions, the proverbial face-hugger latches on and the tentacles begin to tighten. It starts with a few small comments from our female counterparts: "Wouldn't it be wonderful if you had shaved?" "I really love that after shave by [insert failed actor's name here]" and the next thing we know we are tied to a shitty desk and working 60 hours a week to support 3 kids and a grandmother.
Women and men just aren't compatible. Women are the nest makers and men are the rampaging barbarian nomads. If everyone just excepted that then the world would be a much happier place. Unfortunately women will continue to mould and manipulate and the men will continue to try (unsuccessfully) to be faithful. We don't do this of our own freewill, it is the constant pussywhipping that does it.
I have yet to meet a married couple who are happy above the age of 30...why bother!? The kids you say? Aprt from the question: do we really need more idiots running around? (this can of worms I'll open in another post). The kids who are from broken families are by far more fucked up than the ones from single parents. Just because marriage is considered right by Hollywood (see any movies about love and you'll understand. The good guys are striving to get the hand of the woman in marriage and the 'evil' character is a sworn batchelor and just wants a sticky quicky) does not mean that it is the best thing to do.
Marriage is a fiction created by the Church to allow them more control; before you whine at me, ask yourself: where do you go to get married?
So my point is, stop getting married and make this world a better place...oh, and stop creating more little idiots that run around and make it their mission to piss me off.
We, the males, are cursed by the need to run around like rabid rabbits in search of sex. Once our mission is complete and we lie back in the sticky mess of our excersions, the proverbial face-hugger latches on and the tentacles begin to tighten. It starts with a few small comments from our female counterparts: "Wouldn't it be wonderful if you had shaved?" "I really love that after shave by [insert failed actor's name here]" and the next thing we know we are tied to a shitty desk and working 60 hours a week to support 3 kids and a grandmother.
Women and men just aren't compatible. Women are the nest makers and men are the rampaging barbarian nomads. If everyone just excepted that then the world would be a much happier place. Unfortunately women will continue to mould and manipulate and the men will continue to try (unsuccessfully) to be faithful. We don't do this of our own freewill, it is the constant pussywhipping that does it.
I have yet to meet a married couple who are happy above the age of 30...why bother!? The kids you say? Aprt from the question: do we really need more idiots running around? (this can of worms I'll open in another post). The kids who are from broken families are by far more fucked up than the ones from single parents. Just because marriage is considered right by Hollywood (see any movies about love and you'll understand. The good guys are striving to get the hand of the woman in marriage and the 'evil' character is a sworn batchelor and just wants a sticky quicky) does not mean that it is the best thing to do.
Marriage is a fiction created by the Church to allow them more control; before you whine at me, ask yourself: where do you go to get married?
So my point is, stop getting married and make this world a better place...oh, and stop creating more little idiots that run around and make it their mission to piss me off.
posted by Nathan at 1:41 PM
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